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Sunday Morning Funnies: Why is my juice warm

by WoW.com on Dec.06, 2009, under battlemasters, beyond-the-tree, cru-the-dwarf, ctrl-alt-del, daily-quests, daly-quests, dark-legacy-comics, dlc, dungeons-and-draenei, experience-points, fail-druid, featured, gu-comics, lfg, looking-for-group, non-player-character, noobz, npc, teh-gladiators, the-adventures-of-disgraph-t-dwarf, the-scout-report, world-of-warcraft-comic, world-of-warcraft-comics, world-of-warcraft-eh, world-of-warcraft-funnies, wow-comic, wow-comics, wow-eh, wow-funnies, yoda

Juice really shouldn’t be warm; but doesn’t M just look so happy? It almost makes it okay, although that’s primarily because it’s not my juice.

The Scout Report: #88, Scout is back to being Scout! Well, sort of. #89, and I’m trying not to imagine the sprocket party too.
NPC: Breaking News. This totally ruins our next April Fools Day! Sensibilities. I’m jealous of your turkey pet, for I was tragically unable to participate. Special.
Teh Gladiators: T-t-t-eee?
Dark Legacy Comics: Crappy Table.
Da!ly Quests: Revenge is Sweet.
LFG #309 and #310.
Dungeons and Draenei: 2012 WoW.
Beyond the Tree: Ghould Rush. I like the pun – and I love ghouls. So adorable.
Battlemasters: Old Flames. Such a Womanizer!
WoW eh: Need More Rage. Love this one! Well, I love them every week.
Cru the Dwarf: Turkey Filler 2009. I have to say, that as far as filler goes, this is pretty premium, and got me laughing.
Experience Points: Easier.
NoObz: Seventh Commandment.
Newish Fail Druid!
The Adventures of Disgraph T. Dwarf: They See Me Rulin’ They Hatin’. But what about the silly hair Dan?
GU Comics: Aces Over Threes.
This one has Yoda and WoW. Other than that, it’s a surprise! Or wait. Not telling you about Yoda might have been a better surprise.

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Sunday Morning Funnies: Dark Lord of Profits

by Alex Ziebart on Nov.08, 2009, under battlemasters, beyond-the-tree, daily-quests, dark-legacy-comics, dlc, dungeons-and-draenei, experience-points, featured, gu-comics, lfg, looking-for-group, non-player-character, noobz, npc, teh-gladiators, the-adventures-of-disgraph-t-dwarf, the-scout-report, world-of-warcraft-comic, world-of-warcraft-comics, world-of-warcraft-eh, world-of-warcraft-funnies, wow-comic, wow-comics, wow-eh, wow-funnies

Aside from the usual laughs and story developments, this week’s hot topic seems to be the new virtual pets for real money feature from the Blizzard store. There is also some amazing artwork this week, so read on!

Battlemasters: Pulling Rank. This marks the end of the Prologue.
Dark Legacy Comics: YARRRRR!
Daily Quests: It’s Better Not To Ask.
World of Warcraft, eh?: A Little Birdie Told Me. I absolutely adore the artwork in this one! I always enjoy the artwork, but this one is amazing!
NPC: Introducing… – I love the first frame in particular. Keyboard Chloe – I like her ideas. Kitty Tips.
Teh Gladiators: This is… The Barrens?
NoObz: Fourth Commandment.
Beyond the Tree: Acquired Taste.
The Adventures of Disgraph T. Dwarf: Tiny Fists Of Panda Fury. All I can say is – awesome.
LFG #301 and #302.
GU Comics: Oh, Is THAT All?
Dungeons and Draenei: Public Test Realm 3.3.
Experience Points: Followers.
The Scout Report #87.

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Sunday Morning Funnies: My junk

by Alex Ziebart on Oct.25, 2009, under battlemasters, beyond-the-tree, ctrl-alt-del, daily-quests, dark-legacy-comics, dlc, dungeons-and-draenei, fail-druid, gu-comics, lfg, looking-for-group, non-player-character, noobz, npc, teh-gladiators, the-scout-report, world-of-warcraft-eh, wow-eh

I hope you’ve been enjoying the Hallow’s End festivities! Sit back, relax, and enjoy your weekly dose of WoW-related comic goodness.

The Battlemasters: Conduct Unbecoming.
Dark Legacy Comics: Soulbinding.
Daily Quests: Kul the Reckless ~~Rescued~~.
Check out the latest from The Scout Report. If the bit about the chickens confuses you, you might want to jump back to this comic.
World of Warcraft, eh?: You Should See When We Hate Somebody.
NPC: Tips.
NPC: Wounded Ego and Smooth Sailing. I love the peeping in the last frame!
The latest from Teh Gladiators: Teh Cataclysm!
NoObz: Second Commandment.
More Fail Druid.
Beyond the Tree: Morning Elves.
Check out the latest from LFG.
Dungeons and Draenei: Happy Halloween.
GU Comics: Priorities!

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Sunday Morning Funnies: Hoot hoot!

by Alex Ziebart on Oct.18, 2009, under battlemasters, beyond-the-tree, complex-actions, cru-the-dwarf, ctrlaltdel, daily-quests, dark-legacy-comics, dlc, dungeons-and-draenei, experience-points, fail-druid, lfg, looking-for-group, non-player-character, noobz, npc, player-versus-comic, teh-gladiators, the-adventures-of-disgraph-t-dwarf, the-scout-report, world-of-warcraft-comic, world-of-warcraft-comics, world-of-warcraft-eh, world-of-warcraft-funnies, wow-comic, wow-comics, wow-eh, wow-funnies

I have such a big list for you today that you might even have to take a break halfway through! Enjoy:

Battlemasters: Hell Hath No Fury… This comic is becoming a fast favorite, and it isn’t just because of the hot draenei lady. If you have Facebook, why not hop over and become a fan? There’s some cool behind-the-artwork stuff.
Dark Legacy Comics: Drawing Keydar. He’s on holidays again, but it’s amusing filler nonetheless.
Cru the Dwarf: Chapter 6 cover art!
Daily Quests: An Exercise in Self Restraint.
The Scout Report: Just when you thought you’d heard the last from the Sprocket party!
World of Warcraft, eh?: How Does That Even Work? Hilarious!
NPC: Boobroobnoob. The title alone has me laughing. ManUp. I’m sure he’ll get used to it!
NPC: Booby Baiters. I love how it was going to work, too.
Check out the latest from Teh Gladiators.
The Adventures of Disgraph T. Dwarf: Let’s All Go To The Movies! I especially dig the second panel.
NoObz: First Commandment.
Experience Points: I Can Do This!. Also, The Same But Different. Alas, we have lost guildies to Aion. Your Nerd is Showing.
Fail druid as Boomkin. If he were a Fail druid in real life, he might not always do so poorly.
Beyond the Tree: Her Guiding Light. I love the highlights in the fourth panel.
Check out the latest from LFG.

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Sunday Morning Funnies: Party time

by Alex Ziebart on Oct.11, 2009, under battlemasters, beyond-the-tree, cru-the-dwarf, daily-quests, dark-legacy-comics, dlc, lfg, looking-for-group, non-player-character, npc, teh-gladiators, the-scout-report, webcomic, webcomics, world-of-warcraft-eh, wow-eh, wow-webcomic, wow-webcomics

Happy Thanksgiving weekend Canada! As for everyone else, well, you can enjoy the comics knowing that soon enough, you too will be feasting and we Canucks will have to hear about it. And watch all those mouth-watering food commercials.

Daily Quests: A Simple Re-Quest.
Battlemasters: You…I Remember You. This fairly new and awesome comic is still settling into its own artistic groove; something that was interrupted when Zach was separated with his art supplies. Now that he has replaced some of them, we can settle in and watch the two artists refine this comic’s style.
Dark Legacy Comics: Mr. VanCleef.
LFG #294: This one reminds me vaguely of that Alien Ant Farm song, Happy Death Day.
Teh Gladiators: Brewmaster’s Revenge.
NPC: Negotiations. These terms are genius. I wonder how long it will be before she stops tallying up /played to exchange for real quality time.
NPC: Choose Your Butt. Careful; Cadychan draws a pretty nice cow butt!
NPC: Noob Unleashed. She doesn’t quite have the terminology down, but she seems to be settling in.
Happy Belated Birthday, WoW, eh! Do You KNOW How Much Mats Cost These Days?!
Beyond the Tree: Gryan the Fierce.
Cru the Dwarf: Adieu. She really likes to give that Chapeau away.
The Scout Report: Scout reflects on her situation. Fortunately, she meets someone interesting, although perhaps not in the way that she thinks.
The Scout Report: All is revealed!

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Sunday Morning Funnies: ‘Stache

by Alex Ziebart on Sep.27, 2009, under beyond-the-tree, cru-the-dwarf, ctrl-alt-del, ctrlaltdel, daily-quests, dark-legacy-comics, disgraph, dlc, emergency-kindergarten, gu-comics, kuo, lfg, looking-for-group, non-player-character, noobz, npc, ssyantoki, teh-gladiators, the-adventures-of-disgraph-t-dwarf, the-battlemasters, the-scout-report, world-of-warcraft-comic, world-of-warcraft-comics, world-of-warcraft-eh, world-of-warcraft-funnies, wow-comic, wow-comics, wow-eh, wow-funnies

This week, I have a treat for you; a nice, long list of comics, with some of my brilliant commentary. Well, you’ll have fun with the comics anyway!

Daily Quests: From the people who brought you Emergency Kindergarten!
The Battlemasters: The Bang and the Clatter. Don’t forget to read the accompanying notes. I, too, am enjoying the use of spell icons to tell the story. To the WoW community, they are interchangeable with text descriptions, and I’m sure if we could type using them, we would. I also love the fact that it’s an “inside” means of communication.
Ctrl+Alt+Del: Bringin’ the Deeps. That mountain of gold is awesome.
Ctrl+Alt+Del: Fail Druid strikes again! Thanks for the tips guys. How quickly can you spot the fail that doesn’t get pointed out (directly) in the comic? Scroll back for a few more while you’re there.
Dark Legacy Comics: The Collaboration.
In the latest LFG, there’s some scantily clad kissing action. If that doesn’t get you to click, I don’t know what will.
Teh Gladiators: Tyrande, My Love!

More after the break!

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Sunday Morning Funnies: Swing it

by Alex Ziebart on Sep.20, 2009, under beyond-the-tree, cru-the-dwarf, dark-legacy-comics, dlc, kuo, lfg, looking-for-group, non-player-character, noobs, noobz, npc, teh-gladiators, the-scout-report, world-of-warcraft-comic, world-of-warcraft-comics, world-of-warcraft-eh, world-of-warcraft-funnies, wow-comic, wow-comics, wow-eh, wow-funnies

Today is the beginning of Brewfest, and with it comes the opportunity to finally get your Violet Proto-Drake. Before you jump into the festivities, why not read through the latest batch of WoW-related web comics?

Dark Legacy Comics: Everyone Loves Marmalade.
Check out the latest from LFG.
Teh Gladiators: Mayhem’s the Word.
The Scout Report: Scout is getting hit on in Ironforge. In fact, she’s getting hounded.
Noobs: Needy.
Beyond the Tree: Reap What You Sow.
NPC: Futility.
NPC: End Game. I think after retirement, the trick will be to just not have any more birthdays!
NPC: What’s your DPS?
Check out the latest from Kuo.
World of Warcraft, eh: Good Intentions.
Cru the Dwarf: and How to Swing it.
NoObz: Hard at Work.

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Sunday Morning Funnies: Mohawked

by Alex Ziebart on Sep.13, 2009, under beyond-the-tree, dark-legacy-comics, dlc, experience-points, kuo, lfg, looking-for-group, mohawk, non-player-character, noobs, npc, the-scout-report, world-of-warcraft-comic, world-of-warcraft-comics, world-of-warcraft-funnies, wow-comic, wow-comics, wow-funnies

Welcome to another Sunday Morning Funnies, er, Shortlist Edition. It may not be as long, but the love is still there. As always, post your tips and links in the comments section, and try not to cry. Your other favorite web comics will update soon!

Dark Legacy Comics: Imprisonment.
Check out the latest from LFG.
Teh Gladiators: “Too Soon, You Have Awakened Me Too Soon!”
The Scout Report #77. There’s irony in Ironforge, so watch out!
Noobs: Ninja Looters.
Beyond the Tree: A Bridge Too West.
NPC: Side of Quinoa.
NPC: Mohawked. I love the cats’ expressions in the last panel! I chose not to use any of the artwork for the main image even though it relates to the title because I didn’t want to ruin the fun.
Experience Points: Always Read the Bottle. This is a good lesson all around kids.
The latest Kuo.

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Sunday Morning Funnies: Unlikely transformation

by Alex Ziebart on Sep.06, 2009, under beyond-the-tree, cru-the-dwarf, dark-legacy-comics, lfg, looking-for-group, non-player-character, noobs, npc, teh-gladiators, the-scout-report, world-of-warcraft-comic, world-of-warcraft-comics, world-of-warcraft-eh, world-of-warcraft-funnies, wow-comic, wow-comics, wow-eh, wow-funnies

It’s Sunday Morning Funnies Time! Coincidentally, this could coincide with Peanut Butter Jelly Time, if that is how you roll at breakfast. Today we explore the origin of a mysterious sound, find out how Worgen came to be Druids, and then escape from a Blizzard dungeon, all while drinking our morning coffees.

Dark Legacy Comics: Clink Clink. Well that is one way to save money, isn’t it?
Check out the latest from LFG. Pay extra special attention to the discovery made in panel six, because it isn’t made by looking!
Teh Gladiators: I Am Your Father. I wonder if martial arts are a rat racial ability?
The Scout Report #75 suggests that Scout may be stuck as a Gnome for awhile. She may be slow to take a hint, but she eventually figures it out, although that fight probably would’ve been amusing.
Noobs: The Deadmines. I think someone is about to get schooled in loot etiquette.
Beyond the Tree: Staggering Knowledge.
NPC: Kiblets.
NPC: Tail of Escape Part 1 and Tail or Escape Part 2. Part two is so awesome and adorable that I can’t even begin to comment!
WoW eh: Yes, Google Is That Old. I love how disinterested the Worgen looks in the last panel.
Cru the Dwarf: The Exorcist. I love the artwork in this one!

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Sunday Morning Funnies: Bow chicka wow wow

by Alex Ziebart on Aug.30, 2009, under beyond-the-tree, dark-legacy-comics, experience-points, gu-comics, lfg, looking-for-group, non-player-character, noobs, noobz, npc, scout-report, teh-gladiators, thatd-be-sweet, the-scout-report, world-of-warcraft-comic, world-of-warcraft-comics, world-of-warcraft-eh, world-of-warcraft-funnies, wow-comic, wow-comics, wow-funnies

It’s the last weekend in August, and the summer is slipping away. To soothe you, here’s your regularly scheduled dose of WoW-related comic goodness. Well, except for the chicken. That’s just a wee bit traumatizing.